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Creepy boss is a creepy father

Posted on June 24, 2011 by attnemployeesadmin1

For most of his life, Marketing VP Bob Crenshaw was a boss best described as creepy, and childless. A whirlwind marriage five years ago to a woman with a 17-year-old daughter named Claire changed half of the “creepy and childless” … Continue reading →

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Email addresses erroneously changed to most recent Rx

Posted on June 1, 2011 by attnemployeesadmin1

Due to an inexplicable glitch in our email servers, your Company email address will, for the foreseeable future, include reference to the most recent prescription you had filled under our health plan. This may result in some awkward conversations with … Continue reading →

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“Bring your work to kids” day cancelled

Posted on January 10, 2011 by attnemployeesadmin1

Due to an ongoing investigation by the Department of Labor, the perennially popular “Bring your work to kids” day has been cancelled. You’re asked to avoid playgrounds, daycare centers, petting zoos and other popular sources of child labor. Note: This … Continue reading →

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It’s an ugly boy!

Posted on December 9, 2010 by attnemployeesadmin1

A homely co-worker that you didn’t know was pregnant gave birth to an unattractive boy last night. Additional pictures are available, but aren’t recommended viewing. Mother and child are happy, healthy and ugly. [Photo: World’s Ugliest Baby by ajorsteel25, via Flickr’s … Continue reading →

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