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4th dream of promotion aborted

Keith Peiser in accounting had been dreaming of a long-delayed promotion for months, and until a meeting yesterday, it seemed like his dream would soon become reality. “There will not be any money for your promotion,” Keith’s boss said, “We … Continue reading

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Man promoted for working hard at hardly working

If Roland Weitz worked half as hard at his job as he did building and maintaining an airtight facade of productivity, we’d all be working for him today. In light of his efforts in the name of not expending effort, … Continue reading

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Woman’s glass eye turns out to be her glass ceiling

Despite years of dedicated service, Raquel Ugliaro can’t seem to get to the next level. It turns out her prosthetic eye, needed after a tragic corking incident during a champagne toast, is as much to blame as sexism and her … Continue reading

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