Tag Archives: race

We’re getting a dog

We didn’t think you’d keep up your end of the bargain, but you did: Four consecutive quarters without a major sexual harassment or racial discrimination case brought against the Company. A deal is a deal, so it looks like we’re getting a … Continue reading

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Notes from our IT Department

Due to abuse by a few of you, the Reply All feature in our email client will be disabled for everyone until further notice. If you need to check a pornographic site while in the office, be sure to clandestinely … Continue reading

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Racist laments spellcheck’s inability to correct slurs

Ron Tilks, an accountant/racist, was “embarrassed beyond belief” when he mistakenly sent an email with a racial epithet spelled incorrectly. “I look like an idiot,” Ron whined. 

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It’s [TBD HISTORY/HERITAGE] Month!

Diversity is the multi-colored glue that binds us, and the multi-scented potpourri that ensures we all smell just terrific, a plus since we’re bound together. It’s [TBD MONTH] which means two things: [OBVIOUS HOLIDAY] and [TBD HISTORY/HERITAGE MONTH]. The celebration kicks off tomorrow … Continue reading

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