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Work!Toons: “Vaginacologist”

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Failure to use “Out of office” auto reply leads to eternity in hell

A recently departed colleague was surprised to find himself in a lower circle of hell, he communicated through a medium earlier this morning. “I was a pretty decent guy, I thought,” Paul Blanch, formerly of Finance, said. “But I guess … Continue reading

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Re: The tasteful nude sketches of employees in our restrooms

You may have noticed tasteful nude sketches of yourself and your colleagues popping up in our restrooms. They’re part of our bold new “What We Think You Look Like Naked” initiative. If you’re unhappy with the artist’s rendering, please send … Continue reading

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Laugh tracks not enhancing meetings as much as expected

Earlier this year, speakers capable of broadcasting laugh tracks were added to all of our meeting rooms. Implemented as part of our work-laugh program, it was anticipated that the laugh tracks would enhance meetings in the same well intended but … Continue reading

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Masturbation interrupted, both parties scarred for life

Executive assistant Clifton Hirsch needed a signature from his boss, but unfortunately his timing could not have been worse. His boss, Financial Analyst James Moore, was engaged in an act of self-pleasure. “I was, ah, just…uh, shoot,” James said as … Continue reading

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#1 use of handicap bathrooms: Coitus

On a list of “most frequent users of handicap bathrooms” released earlier this week, “Illicit lovers” come in at #1, followed by “newspaper readers” and “masturbators.”

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Employee Profile: Barton Ritter

Barton Ritter, a Senior Print Production Specialist, knows a thing or two about vigilante justice. Each night for the last decade, Barton has donned his fishnet tights, corset and fabulous wig to become The Tranny, a cross-dressing superhero of his … Continue reading

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