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New cereal promises great taste, lawsuits

Our breakfast foods division, BRKFST, this morning announced its latest cereal innovation: Lucky Puffs.  The cereal looks and tastes exactly like a hybrid of General Mills’ Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs offerings. Daniel Ellsberg, Senior Vice President of Operations at … Continue reading

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A!E in ReadyMade magazine

Your crafty colleagues at ReadyMade magazine are all getting a bonus day off for their promotional efforts on behalf of Attention!Employees. They kindly included this newsletter’s main Twitter feed (@attnemployees) in the “Fav Follows” section of the June/July 2011 issue. In … Continue reading

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Marketing VP was actually two kids in a suit

At yesterday’s morning status meeting, Marketing VP Kirk Blackburn shocked attendees by revealing that “he” is actually two children in a suit. Brett Ware, 5, filled the pants and lower torso of a suit, and his twin brother Anthony sat on … Continue reading

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