Tag Archives: sexual harassment

Re: The tasteful nude sketches of employees in our restrooms

You may have noticed tasteful nude sketches of yourself and your colleagues popping up in our restrooms. They’re part of our bold new “What We Think You Look Like Naked” initiative. If you’re unhappy with the artist’s rendering, please send … Continue reading

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Sex sells, sexual harassment litigates

Our Legal department has asked that you be mindful that sexual harassment comes in many forms. For example, this newsletter could turn harassing at any moment. “You there,” it could purr. “You there with the bosoms.” Then it could lick … Continue reading

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Laugh tracks not enhancing meetings as much as expected

Earlier this year, speakers capable of broadcasting laugh tracks were added to all of our meeting rooms. Implemented as part of our work-laugh program, it was anticipated that the laugh tracks would enhance meetings in the same well intended but … Continue reading

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We’re getting a dog

We didn’t think you’d keep up your end of the bargain, but you did: Four consecutive quarters without a major sexual harassment or racial discrimination case brought against the Company. A deal is a deal, so it looks like we’re getting a … Continue reading

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