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Work!Toons: Permanent markers

(Submitted by William Mayhew, Chemical Analyst)

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Email addresses erroneously changed to most recent Rx

Due to an inexplicable glitch in our email servers, your Company email address will, for the foreseeable future, include reference to the most recent prescription you had filled under our health plan. This may result in some awkward conversations with … Continue reading

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Be on your dankest behavior

It’s April 20 (i.e., “420”), and you may notice a slight uptick in glassy stares around the office today. In marijuana cultures, the number 420 has become a shorthand reference to all things cannabis. If this is news to you, … Continue reading

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Drugs found while doing laundry

Last week while we were doing a load of employee laundry, we found a bag of marijuana in your pants pocket. “You shouldn’t be doing my laundry,” you protest, to which the Company responds, “You shouldn’t be doing drugs.” [Photo: … Continue reading

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Pothead exposed, bummed

Regular marijuana user Jacob Franz gave himself away at a recent meeting when a PowerPoint slide that contained the words “hit”, “joint” and the number 420 in close proximity to each other caused him to giggle uncontrollably. “Nice!” he said … Continue reading

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Updates from our Legal Department

Our random drug testing program has been suspended, to be replaced with a random drugging program. If approached, you can consent, or decline and acknowledge that the label “SQUARE” will be affixed to your personnel file. Please familiarize yourself with … Continue reading

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“Snow Day” not intended to encourage cocaine use

As you may have heard, blizzard conditions up and down the northeastern corridor of the United States have closed many of our offices for a Snow Day. “Snow” and “skiing” are occasionally internet shorthand for “cocaine” and “doing cocaine,” but … Continue reading

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