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Work from Hospice program considered

The dream of retirement, a reward for decades of dedicated labor and careful financial planning once taken for granted, is a dream that may prove elusive for most employees. As such, the Company is working hard to generate alternatives for … Continue reading

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Drugs found while doing laundry

Last week while we were doing a load of employee laundry, we found a bag of marijuana in your pants pocket. “You shouldn’t be doing my laundry,” you protest, to which the Company responds, “You shouldn’t be doing drugs.” [Photo: … Continue reading

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Elevators to collect long term disability insurance

Through a loophole in the contract with our long term disability insurance provider, a stunning 74% of our elevators will soon collect long term disability payments. “So many haven’t worked properly in so long,” Office Manager Peter Riggano said. “Recognizing … Continue reading

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