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R&R for A!E continues

Attention!Employees returns with new posts next week, but that’s no reason for you to be any less productive than usual. Let this collection of articles relating to team spirit inspire and motivate you. Unrelated, but as a reminder, Sunday was … Continue reading

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Two keyboards, twice the productivity

As a prophet once said, it takes two to make a thing go right; it takes two to make it out of sight. And yet, you’ve only been using one keyboard at a time… until now. A second keyboard will … Continue reading

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Re: The apocalypse and time off

There are numerous signs of the impending apocalypse, from knives that salvage the last precious globs of mayonnaise in a jar to postal workers delivering far more than the mail. As the end of days approach, HR has been receiving … Continue reading

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Casino-inspired office redesigns coming soon

Federal law mandates that we honor one anonymous employee suggestion per month. This month’s randomly selected suggestion was submitted on a bar napkin, in crayon and said, “MAKE OUR OFFICES MORE LIKE CASINOS.” And so, in the coming months we’ll … Continue reading

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Bring Your Effort to Work day

In an effort to boost flagging productivity and morale, HR has announced that next week will feature the first Bring Your Effort to Work day. Employees at all locations are invited to bring in the effort usually reserved for personal … Continue reading

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“Everything’s a Priority” to increase productivity

The Company has launched a new project management system called “Everything’s a Priority.” At the risk of hyperbolizing, it’s poised to revolutionize the way we work and may be better than all the major religions of the world combined. Starting … Continue reading

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Crude coffee mug the source of admin’s powers

Administrative Assistant Diane Aspera seems incapable of making any of the numerous administrative and/or clerical errors that plague her peers. Her secret may surprise you. “The ace up her sleeve isn’t an ace, or playing card, at all,” an anonymous … Continue reading

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