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Supervisors swear to show they’re cool

Winston Churchill famously said, “I don’t trust a man who doesn’t swear.” The lesser known ending of that quote: “I’m not f*cking kidding, it proves you’re not just a suit, that you’re cool.” Advertisements

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Notes from our IT Department

Due to abuse by a few of you, the Reply All feature in our email client will be disabled for everyone until further notice. If you need to check a pornographic site while in the office, be sure to clandestinely … Continue reading

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Updates from our Legal Department

Our random drug testing program has been suspended, to be replaced with a random drugging program. If approached, you can consent, or decline and acknowledge that the label “SQUARE” will be affixed to your personnel file. Please familiarize yourself with … Continue reading

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