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TUES: Bring Your Cats and Dogs to Work Day, WEDS: Mourn Your Mauled Cats Day

Rejoice, pet lovers, and revolt, allergy sufferers: Tuesday of this week is Bring Your Cats and Dogs to Work Day, when owners are invited to bring their canine and feline friends for a day of fun in a windowless conference … Continue reading

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Happy Administrative Professionals’ Day

Our administrative professionals are the office equivalent of mothers: They serve critical roles, yet their work is undervalued, financially unrewarding and often involves coordinating the activities of bossy, cranky children.  Two anagrams of “administrative support” are “radiant, supportive mist” and … Continue reading

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Bring Your Effort to Work day

In an effort to boost flagging productivity and morale, HR has announced that next week will feature the first Bring Your Effort to Work day. Employees at all locations are invited to bring in the effort usually reserved for personal … Continue reading

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Supporting Breast Awareness Days

Every woman you know, and some larger men, will develop breasts in their lifetime. HR is proud to announce “Breast Awareness Days,” a three day campaign to raise employee awareness of breasts. “There are a lot breasts out there,” HR’s … Continue reading

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“Bring your work to kids” day cancelled

Due to an ongoing investigation by the Department of Labor, the perennially popular “Bring your work to kids” day has been cancelled. You’re asked to avoid playgrounds, daycare centers, petting zoos and other popular sources of child labor. Note: This … Continue reading

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Corporate Prom enjoyed by none

Despite the best of intentions, the first and likely last Company-wide formal prom, held this weekend, was described by various sources as “a sh*t storm” and “a total sh*t show.” Poorly executed thematic elements and perplexing music choices are credited … Continue reading

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It’s [TBD HISTORY/HERITAGE] Month!

Diversity is the multi-colored glue that binds us, and the multi-scented potpourri that ensures we all smell just terrific, a plus since we’re bound together. It’s [TBD MONTH] which means two things: [OBVIOUS HOLIDAY] and [TBD HISTORY/HERITAGE MONTH]. The celebration kicks off tomorrow … Continue reading

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