Christians mistakenly job-raptured

Your colleague Harold Camping was certain that the rapture, the global and instantaneous ascension of true Christian believers to heaven, was to take place this past Saturday. It did not. However, when you arrived at work this morning, you may have noticed many of your Christian colleagues were not here. Due to a glitch in our HRIS software, many conservative Christians employed by the Company were fired en masse (pun intended) by way of email at 6:00 p.m. on Saturday afternoon. In an effort to avoid massive lawsuits, your employment-raptured colleagues were immediately rehired and given the day off today. This may be a good time to review the Company policy regarding the apocalypse and time off.

[Photo: Work cubicle by Paul Worthington]

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