In an effort to boost flagging productivity and morale, HR has announced that next week will feature the first Bring Your Effort to Work day. Employees at all locations are invited to bring in the effort usually reserved for personal activities.
If you can’t muster effort of your own, you’re welcome and encouraged to bring the effort of a neighbor or loved one. Effort-friendly activities are being planned to make sure your effort’s first experience in the office is a positive one. If this is done right, and you can convince your effort that work is worthwhile, the Company hopes your potential might one day follow suit.