Please be advised that a majority of our locations will be closed today in honor of President’s Day. We reflect not only on the life of George Washington, but also on the contributions of business leaders such as George Zimmer, CEO of the discount haberdashery, Men’s Warehouse. Put on your best suit and enjoy a day of presidential recreation.
Charter a private 747, have your advance team empty a restaurant so you can grab a burger, or simply make sexual advances at an intern. Affix a flag pin on your lapel and hire a few of your buddies with guns to flank you all day: This is your time, Mr./Ms. President. You’re going to like your day off. We guarantee it.*
*Please consult Men’s Warehouse if your day off is unsatisfactory.