Man promoted for working hard at hardly working

If Roland Weitz worked half as hard at his job as he did building and maintaining an airtight facade of productivity, we’d all be working for him today.

In light of his efforts in the name of not expending effort, he’s been promoted to senior management.

The old adage is true: Good things come to those who wait, and don’t actually do anything. Congratulations, Roland!

[Photo: Congratulations and winning handshakes by Ben Sutherland, via Flickr’s Creative Commons License]

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