Employee Profile: Barton Ritter

Barton Ritter, a Senior Print Production Specialist, knows a thing or two about vigilante justice. Each night for the last decade, Barton has donned his fishnet tights, corset and fabulous wig to become The Tranny, a cross-dressing superhero of his own creation.

The Tranny’s chief ability seems to be protecting paying Johns from the tyranny of not receiving oral ministrations from a transvestite. When it was suggested that vigilantes usually fight crime, or criminals, Barton said, “Look, do you want to party, or not?”

He’s also completing an MBA. Keep it up, Barton!

[Photo of Barton from his employee ID. Imagine the fabulous wig.]

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