Supporting Breast Awareness Days

Every woman you know, and some larger men, will develop breasts in their lifetime. HR is proud to announce “Breast Awareness Days,” a three day campaign to raise employee awareness of breasts.

“There are a lot breasts out there,” HR’s Ian Morgan said whilst flipping through a skin magazine.  “So, you know, we all have to do our part and, wow, look at these!” Morgan pointed at a photo of one of the magazine’s models, and then whistled a low, appreciative whistle.

“Both state and federal civil causes of action for sexual harassment are suspended for a 72-hour period,” said Mack Marshall, Company Legal Affairs and Regulatory Compliance Officer. For the next three days of Breast Awareness, women are encouraged to wear tight fitting, scoop-necked shirts, and men are reminded to please ogle respectfully.

[Photo: Thinking RFID by @boetter, via Flickr’s Creative Commons License]

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4 Responses to Supporting Breast Awareness Days

  1. Brundlefly says:

    You should enclose the schedule of the week’s theme:
    Mammary Monday
    T*tty Tuesday
    Wet T-shirt Wednesday
    Tube-top Thursday
    Feel-up Friday
    “I can’t believe they pay me for this!”

  2. auntbethany says:

    Can you ogle respectifully? Let’s see…there’s “eyeing,” “leering,” “checking out,” and “ogling.” You should come up with a chart on which type of “ogling” is okay, per company policy!

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