- Our random drug testing program has been suspended, to be replaced with a random drugging program. If approached, you can consent, or decline and acknowledge that the label “SQUARE” will be affixed to your personnel file.
- Please familiarize yourself with our updated records retention policy. For the foreseeable future the plan is to store business critical documents in your garage and/or basement.
- If senior management asks you to do something illegal, just do it. If you don’t, we’ll find someone else who will. If that sounds like a threat, that’s because it is!
- As a reminder, duels are an acceptable form of conflict resolution only if initiated with a slap.