“Business nudity” dress code unveiled

To keep our small but vocal population of nudists happy, we’re pleased to announce a “business nudity” dress code option. It’s essentially nudity with a tie, stockings or jaunty cap/sweater tied about your shoulders. Undress for success, as no such saying goes.

Please direct any questions to acting head of HR Lawrence “Pervo” Pervone.

[Photo: blue circles: a study in tie fetish, part VII by sergeant killjoy, via Flickr’s Creative Commons License]

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